Release Date: November 8th, 2011
Label: Suburban Noize Records
There are some albums which are so intricately written and amazingly performed that the review basically writes itself. If you could for one second, imagine the very opposite of that, then we have Brokencyde. Half of the title is correct, as any “band” who release this nonsense, are definitely guilty, most likely of both breach of the peace to anyone daft enough to buy their albums, and also of several animal cruelty laws, as the high pitched melody here will be driving almost every species of dog to the brink of suicide. Pleasure, however, is an emotion which will only be felt by sado-masochists, who are brave enough to torture themselves throughout this album and make it to the end of thirteen of the most awful songs in production.