Release Date: February 11th, 2014
Label: Rise/Velocity Records
In 2008, Attack Attack! released ‘Stick Stickly’, a single from their debut album, ‘Someday Came Suddenly’. It was agreed everywhere that it was the stupidest thing that everyone had ever heard, and the video for it created a wave of cringe so powerful that not even Joey Essex in a mankini could ride. Six years later and that brief spell of idiocy has spawned a whole new era of dumbass bands that play the same songs over and over, while pre-teen girls spill their juices all over the floor. Abandon All Ships fall under this category.